A cream pillar candle in ribbed corduroy, sitting on its flat base with two glittering black feet out in front, and a soft golden teardrop flame balanced on a slim white wick above. Two sparkling black eyes and a small stitched smile sit low on the front, and two short stub arms poke out at the sides. The ribbing runs the whole height of the candle, so it reads as wax from across a room and as something you want to squeeze from close up.

She stands roughly 6 inches tall. The size chart on jellycat.com marks 6.3 inches, 16 cm, and the spec sheet reads 7.5 x 2.4 x 2.4 inches. The fabric is 98% polyester with 2% spandex, packed with polyester fiber over PE beans, which is what keeps a tall narrow shape upright instead of folding over. Hard safety eyes, and Jellycat grades her from birth.

Jellycat writes her as a Halloween party planner with a taste for the theatrical, forever burning the midnight oil over a moodboard and then pulling the whole night together. She is the piece that makes a mantel look deliberate rather than decorated. Add Amuseables Skull Planter on one side of her, put Mysti Ghost on the other, and hang Broox Bat above the three of them.