Every town is worth defending. Ours has a gas station, a post office, and opinions. Defend Yacolt is our running joke about the places nobody puts on a map, printed for the people who wouldn't live anywhere else. Wear it where they'll get it.

The design is three things and nothing else: DEFEND arched across the top, an AR-15 straight through the middle, and YACOLT in one clean line underneath. Two-tone, black ink on light colors and white ink on dark ones, so it reads from across a parking lot. No clutter, no fine print, no explaining.

The one that lives on the back of a chair nine months of the year. Design across the chest, big enough to read from the truck. Gildan 18500: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit, pouch pocket, double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord, ribbed cuffs and hem, tear-away label. Heather Sport colors are 60% polyester, 40% cotton. Sizes S through 5XL. Due to the fabric, the White color may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Printed to order at a U.S. print shop the day you buy it, then shipped straight to you. Nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets printed that nobody wanted. Shipping's already in the price, so the number you see is the number you pay. Stellar Luxe is a real store in Yacolt, Washington, and yes, we defend it.