Every town is worth defending. Ours has a gas station, a post office, and opinions. Defend Yacolt is our running joke about the places nobody puts on a map, printed for the people who wouldn't live anywhere else. Wear it where they'll get it.

The design is three things and nothing else: DEFEND arched across the top, an AR-15 straight through the middle, and YACOLT in one clean line underneath. Two-tone, printed to sit dead center and read from across the room. No clutter, no fine print, no explaining.

Same design, first thing in the morning, before you have the energy to defend anything. White ceramic, 11oz (0.33 l), rounded corners, C-handle. Lead and BPA-free.

Printed to order at a U.S. print shop the day you buy it, then shipped straight to you. Nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets printed that nobody wanted. Shipping's already in the price, so the number you see is the number you pay. Stellar Luxe is a real store in Yacolt, Washington, and yes, we defend it.