A flat-lay of everything Dad actually owns, arranged like a museum case on deep teal: the boat shoes, the beat-up work boots, the sunglasses, the beer, the rake, the fishing lure, the coffee mug, the pocket knife, the little scooter. DAD sits in the middle in confident type. It is specific enough to feel like a portrait, which is why it beats every generic tie-and-necktie card on the rack.

Inside it reads "You're the best! Happy Father's Day," so you can add one line and be done. Printed in the USA on recycled, FSC-certified uncoated paper with a kraft envelope, A2 size at 4.25" x 5.5". Under four dollars for a card he will leave on the counter for a month.