A cream garlic bulb in soft knit, sitting on two ribbed green feet. The body is knitted in ridged segments that meet at a short neck on top, and a pair of small black bead eyes and one stitched smile sit low on the front where a real bulb would rest on the counter. The back is plain cream knit with a single ridge, so from behind he passes for the real thing.

Jellycat's size chart puts him at 4.7 inches, 12 cm, and the spec sheet lists 5.9 x 3.9 x 3.5 inches. The knit is 85% acrylic and 15% cotton; inside, soft fiber filling sits above a PE bean weight low in the bulb, so he stays upright on a counter without tipping. Hard safety eyes, nothing removable, and Jellycat grades him suitable from birth.

Jellycat writes him as the guest every Halloween party gets better for the moment he walks in: the dance floor fills, strangers start talking, and somebody talks him into one more song. He is the vampire deterrent nobody minds having around. Set him next to Amuseables Vampop Drink for the full joke, and light the shelf with Amuseables Flickerty Candle. For a spookier face beside him, add Ghost Bob.