For everyone who hits snooze twice and means it. This metal sign is cut in the shape of a strutting rooster, comb, tail feathers and all, and it says what you were thinking in warm golden lettering. Three lines read "Not a Morning Person", "Never Have Been" and "Never Will Be." The black finish is speckled with brown around the edges for a worn, farmhouse feel.

A twisted wire hanger is already attached, so it can go straight up on a nail beside the coffee maker, on the bedroom door or over the laundry room shelf. It makes a funny little gift for the friend who will not talk before coffee, and a stocking stuffer that gets a laugh on Christmas morning.